dear inventors of fruits and vegetables

My daughter is living under the misconception that *gummy* (candy, gum, vitamin..treat in general), is something she needs to have access to every hour of every day. The only allowed daily gummy is a vitamin. Now this vitamin..she nurses it..licks it lovingly. "Mine gummy, Mine gummy." This lasts anywhere from ten one minutes to an hour.
That is the peace I get in a day..that ten one minutes to an hour. Vitamins can only be given once daily. Much to her dismay.

Now there are items that sophia would much prefer be given as a gummy..items like these
(she has only discovered their existance in the last twenty four hours..thankyouverymuch halloween)

So please...the creators of vegetables and fruits..please create a healthy, organic, tasty treat with no added preservative, artificial colours, or high fructose corn syrup fruit and/or vegetable.

Your cooperation would be greatly appreciated..and will save me hours of this

because we all know children (and husbands) seem to suffer from Appreciation Deficiency

*please note obviously this is a joke*